I didn't mean to step on that dog's paw

How can I be reincarnated when I haven't even died yet?

I'm pretty much speechless...

...over this bizarre little bit of video. David Bowie and Cher (yes, Cher) give us the weirdest medley ever. Enjoy:

bowie et cher: jeunes Amerikaner/song song blue/etc.
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Vegas, baby.

For you Lounge people: even Eydie Gorme has a blog. Here's a great sample:

When we returned from our brief tour… Steve and I escaped for a few days to our sand castle on the beach in Malibu. When the tide comes in… the house goes out… and just basically hang out at the drug store waiting for prescriptions and occasionally run into Mel Gibson or Britney Spears. Terribly Exciting You Know!

Hotel Haiku IX

I dine. Screaming kids
muffled by Marshall Tucker
Muzak. Cain't be wrong.


Denouement:

Who took the last piece
of chocolate pie and ate
but one bite? Fuckers...