Sunday, November 04, 2007

Belated Halloween post

My apologies to my thousands of readers for whom these may have prevented the loss of life or limb for your children on Halloween. Please review in 51 weeks.

Part One. Watch as a perfectly creepy witch costume devolves into a completely uncool wreck of reflective tape and "beautiful princess" costume over the course of 11 minutes:



Part Two. I'd be pouting, too! Abernathy Family members, note what time it is at 1:37 in. Time to party!



As an added public service, I'm including this 1955 educational film on how to spot pervs:



And be sure to check your candy carefully! You wouldn't want to wind up in San Francisco, the murderer of a hot dog who had a wife and seven children.

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